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Seems like a lot of you had a mix up last time, so let me get a couple questions out of the way now...

1. I'm twenty-one years old. I have no clue what you guys think but no, I'm not young. No, I'm not 16, 15, 14, 17. I'm old enough to get married on my own will.

2. No, I'm not picking random ladies off the street! The whole point of this is to get to know people. Unlike me, most of you have zero forethought.

3. I don't give a shit on how great your husband, brother, sister, grandmother is. If you want to brag, do it where I can't hear you. In fact, do it where no one can here you. Better yet, don't do it at all. You're wasting my air, dammit.

4. Yes, I still have my right eye and it works just fine. Touch the eyepatch and regret it.

Now, back on to the real things. The offer is still good. So please, keep it orderly and clean ~~by not saying a thing~~.

Current Mood: cranky
Current Location: Fountain

In case it hasn't been guessed already, I happen to be

LOOKING FOR A WIFE!

Now, I know you're already jumping to conclusions and think I'd marry you off the street. I'm not like that. I need to find the perfect person because a lot of responsibilities come along with marrying me. But there is a lot of bonuses!

1. You get to have power. That's right! My wife will become the equivalent of a queen. She will help me lead my nation, my clan.
2. Of course, with that comes money. What would be a leader without money?
3. You'll have me, of course. That right there should be your main reason.

But, you know, you'll have to do things like be a good role model, make proper decisions, and of course, you'll have to look good to my parents. So what do you say?! Please, don't volunteer all at once.

Really, don't volunteer at all.